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Philadelphia Flyers: Where the Future Is Always Two Years Away

Philadelphia Flyers: Where the Future Is Always Two Years Away

Help Wanted: Head Coach, Philadelphia Flyers Job Title:Head Coach (Professional Scapegoat for Comcast) Location:Philadelphia, PA — where patience is thinner than a cheesesteak wrapper and rage is a second language. You’ll find Philadelphia to be a welcoming community — especially if you enjoy being booed at your own home games, receiving unsolicited line-change advice from […]

The Chicago Cubs Really SUCK

The Chicago Cubs Really SUCK

Last night, the Chicago Cubs put on a masterclass on how not to play baseball. Effectively turning their game into a comedy of errors that left fans wondering if they were witnessing a major league team or a blooper reel in real-time. The Chicago Cubs Really SUCK! I Bet OVER 7.5 Last Night Giants’ Michael […]

Bobrovsky’s Goalie Guide: Skipping Practice and Finding Zen, One Air Guitar Solo at a Time

Bobrovsky's Goalie Guide: Skipping Practice and Finding Zen, One Air Guitar Solo at a Time

Panthers’ Bobrovsky Embraces Unique Training Regimen Ahead of Game 7 As the tension mounts in the NHL playoffs, Florida Panthers goalie Sergei Bobrovsky took an unconventional approach to prepare for Game 7 against an unnamed opponent—by skipping practice altogether. In a move that left fans scratching their heads and his teammates chuckling nervously. Bobrovsky opted […]